Robert Pattinson kills himself

I hate twilight..

Cedric Diggory was on vacation with his family. They where visiting relatives in Forks. One day Cedric decided to explore the woods alone. He figured being a Hufflepuff he's likely to find something interesting to tell his house about mates about after the holidays. He heard a strange sound & saw something sparkling in the distance. As he approached he saw it was boy. When the boy turned around to face him he looked exactly like Cedric. DEATH EATTER he thought, but why use my form as a disguise & why the glitter. Expelliarmus! Nothing happened. His heart seemed to leap into his throat not know what to do next. The other boy spoke, "I'm Edward, who are you?". He wasn't british that's for sure. Perhaps an American Death Eatter, but why didn't the spell send his wand away? Certainly using his hair for a Polyjuice potion! STUPIFY, the spell missed but knocked some snow of a frozen puddle by the other boys feet. Wait a second he has no reflection, it's a vampire! Cedric then bravely charges with his wand out the other boy is to stunned by this to move to use his super speed to dodge the attack & was staked through the heart!